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Harpsicorpse
"Your Royal Unholiness; As I had a couple of years ago the pleasure of appearing before you, by virtue of your unholy commands, and as I noticed then that Your Royal Unholiness took some pleasure in the small talents which Hell has given me for Music, and as in taking leave of Your Royal Unholiness, you have deigned to honor me with the command to send you some pieces of my Composition: I have then in accordance with your most gracious orders taken the liberty of rendering my most humble duty to Your Royal Unholiness with the present Suite for Harpsicord, which I have adapted to several VSTi's.... For the rest, Your Royal Unholiness, I beg you very humbly to have the will to continue your gracious favor toward me, and to be assured that nothing is so close to my heart as the wish that I may be employed on occasions more worthy of Your Royal Unholiness and of your most unholy service...."

-The Harpsicorpse (Now, bring me A bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat)